Aiden says the funniest things.

My son Aiden is 5 and he has just been making me laugh left and right. About a month ago he said, "Mom you wanna her a joke?" I of course said yes, let me here it and he said, "Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens haven't evolved yet." I have no idea where he got the joke but I about fell on the floor. Then about two weeks ago him and his sister were boxing on the Wii and he started trash talking and his exact words to Eliza was "You wanna piece of me, you wanna piece of me, I'm gone getcha ya and I'm gonna knock the goodness out of you." I was in the kitchen and I had to come in and make sure that I heard him right. I did! And the funniest yet that just happen today was we were in clean the kids room and Eliza and Aiden started to argue and of course I have a daughter that became physically aggressive to her brother. OK I'll say it my 2 year old red head is beating up her brother. Aiden tries so hard to not do anything back because he is finally understanding that he is older and will also get in trouble. SO usually he runs in and tells me what Eliza is doing. But not today, today he screams, "STOP IT ELIZA!!!! I'm going to tell God." I just started thinking to my self he doesn't need me anymore he's got God to punish his sister. Aiden and Eliza crack me up all the time. They are a handful but I wouldn't change one single minute of it.